And Dear God...has Trump been shitting himself the past few days, or what????
Seriously, Man...pull it together.
Even Nixon knew when it was OVER, and resigned.
Not our Tangerine-Twit.
Yeah..my money is on having to pull him out of the Oval kicking and screaming.
(...preferably in handcuffs...)
And I'm okay with that part...the handcuffs...
But I digress...
No matter where you stand on the Impeachment Spectrum...you have got to admit that the last week or so has been a dumpster-fire of epic proportions.
Just Lindsey Graham alone has been worth the price of admission.
"He didn't do it."
"If they come up with evidence showing he did; I will reconsider my position."
(enter Taylor and a few other high profile, firsthand witnesses)
(enter Sondland who adds an addendum to his testimony after perjuring himself because HE is not going to go to jail for the Orange Dude...okay?)
"No I am not going to read the transcript of Sondland's amended testimony."
(fingers in ears...lah lah lah...)
"Okay...but he is too stupid to know it was Quid Pro Quo."
"Okay he did it. Trump just being Trump."
Seriously...
We are using the Trump is just being Trump DEFENSE now???
Explains a lot really~
And everybody and his brother (or son) publishing a book this week.
Anonymous...from the Times Letter now has out
"WARNING"
Which reportedly confirms what a huge stupid narcissistic man-child we have in the Oval...
(...cute...but I think we are way way past that point now..don't you?)
John "I am the Lorax...but not quite as child friendly" Bolton
"It is a 2 million dollar book deal with Simon and Schuster...reveals so much more...NOPE can't give you the title yet..."
Former Ambassador to the United Nations: Nikki Haley
"I've never heard Trump lie before."
(...poor girl...I had no idea she was deaf...who knew???)
and her book
With All Due Respect
and even Don Jr. got into the game with a jab at the liberals with his (ghost-written) book
"TRIGGERED"
The reviews even by conservative rags are harsh...but nothing like the book tour
Where Junior was heckled and eventually booed off stage by
wait
for
it
A group of MAGA supporters...when he couldn't answer questions about the book he supposedly wrote...lol
Guifoyle (...his paramour...and Gavin Newsom's ex-wife) wrapped in black leather
(...yeah...I know....)
Got angry eventually getting shriller and shriller and even threw an online dating insult at them.
'Let me tell you something,' she shouted as the chanting grew louder. 'I bet you engage and go on online dating. Because you're impressing no one here to get a date in person.'
(...how 2009 of her...)
And Don Jr. stalked off the stage...
One might say he was almost
"triggered"
LMAO!
(and I can only IMAGINE the reaction of his PUBLICIST over this particular engagement on the tour)
"They did fucking WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm betting there was a Come to Jesus Meeting over that fiasco!
So anyway...this week's line up includes
William Taylor (Top Diplomat in Ukraine)
George Kent (Deputy Secretary for European Affairs)
and
Marie Yovanovitch (Former US Ambassador to the Ukraine)
It will be interesting to see the Republican Reponse to this line up...
(...yeah...we got nothing...)
But it will be fun to see them try to twist and contort this away on LIVE TELEVISION...
And LIVE it will be with everyone but Santa Claus in on the broadcast
(...even the BBC for crum's sake...)
They asked for open door hearings.
Be careful what you ask for...
Excuse me now...got to go for popcorn before it all begins!
More as it comes!
