The illegal immigrants are smuggling their cows in....
Scott Bessent is sure of it!!!
...for the record...I think he has lost what is left of his goddamn mind...
"Sure Scott...they're putting them in backpacks...is the cow in the room with us right now???"
Do you know what they call cattle smuggled through the Darian Gap?
BBQ.
Dear God...it has been another month.
Only 38 left to go.
...from we have the Epstein Files...to there's nothing in them...then what Files...to STOP talking about them...it's a hoax...shutting the government down and refusing to seat a duly elected Senator...then the victims declaring "WE ARE NOT A HOAX!"...and congress finally doing their job and releasing The Files...and also 20,003 emails...and they are smuggling in cows...QUIET PIGGY...and six congress-people who should be executed for sedation...
I'm sure I've missed a lot...because who the hell could even keep up at this point?
Oh...and he demolished the East Wing.
The Portland Frogs have kept me sane this month.
And you know it will....
