Only 35 weeks to go.
Truth be told...it has been a rough month for Trumpenstein
...with EPSTEIN...EPSTEIN...EPSTEIN...and being forced to remove ICE...and forced to release funds...and forced to remove tariffs...and being forced to 13 minutes of Bad Bunny at the Superbowl Halftime in SPANISH...the absolute horror!!!...now hand me another one of those tacos...and more EPSTEIN...EPSTEIN...EPSTEIN...and it is a hoax...a Democrats ploy...a witch-hunt...and in other countries people getting demoted...resigning...suiciding...until even MAGA is starting to give Patel...Bondi...and even Trumpdini, the side eye...yesterday they arrested (for 12 hours) the Andrew formerly known as Prince...Charles the King isn't safe...Fergie is nowhere to be found...and Starmer is hanging on by the skin of his teeth...
Only "Larry the Cat" seems secure in his job as Chief Mouser.
We are going to need more popcorn!
Hang in there.
